Occupation: Man

So I was having a conversation with my good fren Chella on MSN and we started talking about my Man Cabinet and how grateful we'd be to have just one of the men in the photograph.

The sentiments from that conversation drove me to write this prose:

If mi find a man like dat

Mi woulda stop work and mek him my occupation.

Mi not even sure if mi woulda eat,

Mi woulda jus hang on to him belt buckle and follow him round like a puppy.

bleach pon di buddy

I really hope god nuh send mi nuh man weh body ready suh

cus all my amibtions wud be out the door

poor mi

I woulda tun a housewife, better than that... houseslave

As a matter of fact

I woulda follow him guh work everyday

and siddung pon him table

Mi woulda inna him backpocket whole day!

anyting him need

a me dat!

All if him waah guh bathroom?

mi follow him

and tek out di buddy fi him

and if him nuh feel like hold it fi piss

I would gladly do it

and even give it two shake when him done

wipe it down wid baby wipes

and all powder it if him want

:::

If I have a man like that

his every wish would be my command

I would cook, clean and wash

bathe and shave him

tuck him into bed at night

and wake him up to breakfast in bed each morning

he would want for nothing

all he would have to worry about is being him

and keeping that body looking right

everything else would be my responsibility

but then again

men like this only exist in dreams

and having such high expectations

only make every other man pale

in comparison

their simple flaws are magnified

and we are left unfulfilled

searching for the unattainable

and then we come to realise that

when it comes to men

inna disya man recession

we're sadly

unemployed

iNi

need a man work or a worker man...whichever ;o)

NadYaDee