What is Evolution?

“We began as a mineral.
We emerged into plant life, and into the animal state, and then into being human, and always we have forgotten our former states, except in early spring when we slightly recall being green again.
That’s how a young person turns towards a teacher.
That’s how a baby leans toward the breast, without knowing the secret of its desire, yet turning instinctively.
Humankind is being led along an evolving course, through the migration of intelligences, and though we seem to be sleeping, there is an inner wakefulness that directs the dream, and that will eventually startle us back to the truth of who we are.”
— The Story of Evolution
Rumi, 13th Century

3.02.2007

MEN!

Here's an e-mail I recieved today... kinda reminiscent of an article I read on jimscreechy's page with a bit of a difference...apparently this is saying that all men have minimum four different girls at all times...what hope does that leaves for us women out there? ... get four men I guess.

A man has 4 different types of girls..
1. Wifey
2. Baby Girl
3. Side Piece
4. Jump Off

1) Wifey is the sexiest, most successful and most respected of all
the women. She is loved, needed and wanted by her man...she is VIRTUALLY
IRREPLACEABLE. She is the girl that the guy loves and will always love,
he never wants to see her with another man...BUT he will cheat

on her with Baby Girl until he is mature enough to realize that if he
gets caught or fcks up in any way and loses Wifey, he would be screwed,
and NEVER be happy again. Wifey gets along with mom, is independent,
never nags, loves to dress sexy for her man, can cook and loves to keep
a clean house. Wifey gets called 5 or 6 times a day. Drawback of Wifey,
she loves public displays of affection...which might intefere with the
acquisition of a Side Piece.

2) Baby Girl is ALWAYS just as hot as wifey and usually has a very
active social life...she IS replaceable, thinks she's the next Wifey,
but will only be Wifey if an extreme disaster takes place.
Baby Girl gets some of the benefits of Wifey, like quality time every
now and then and even presents on birthdays and holidays, but thats as
far as it goes. The main reason to have Baby Girl is in case Wife really
really fcks up, she can be replaced in a matter of weeks because Baby
Girl has been groomed to slip right into her spot. Be careful of Baby
Girl, she tends to be just as attached as Wifey and therefore can be
dangerous to the Side Piece. Biggest benefit of Baby Girl...she is
extremely private and hates causing a scene, baby girl can come into the
same restaurant as you and wifey and wifey will have no idea you two
even know each other. Baby Girl is a master of disguise as well.

3) Side Piece, usually a female that the guy uses only for sex or
other pleasures, she is usually the one that he goes to for that 3some
or some late night head after the club. When Wifey is acting up and Baby
Girl is at work, the Side Piece is usually the one to hold him over for
a few hrs. He can meet with the Side Piece for reasons other than sex,
but normally that only happens one week during the month. Side Pieces
are hard to spot when they are out because most of her friends are
either Wifey's or Jump Offs.
Drawback of having more than one side piece, they usually know each
other somehow...we kinda think there is a sidepiecenetwork.com or
something. Try to keep your side piece count below 4 if possible.

4) Jump Off...everymans dream and worst nightmare. She is trying
to move up in life, wants to be a Side Piece or Wifey but doesnt know
how to go about it. They are just the girls he hollas at when he is with
his boys...she is usually stored in the cell phone by a nickname because
he barely remembers her real name and where he met her...he only recalls
how fat her ass was. The Jump Off gets called in emergencies only, when
wifey is moody, baby girl is on vacation and side piece is with her
baby's father. The Jump Off is extremely dangerous in public for a
number of reasons, she is usually 5 other guys jump off as well, so she
might cause drama with you and one of those dudes if you slip up, she
also has no problem confronting you in the mall when you are with Wifey
(something that baby girl would NEVER do) and the most dangerous thing
about Jump Off...she ALWAYS seems to find out where you live and or
work.



Ain't this some shit?
NadYaDee

3 comments:

  1. How sweet, you've linked my article to your page. I think I'm getting an online boner.

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  2. lol...and here I was thinking I only had that effect in real life...

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  3. DWL!!!!!!!!!
    Love trhe article.. sad but true
    LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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