Chocolate Willy

I have a sweet tooth, a weakness for the delectable. I mean, sometimes, don't you just want to put something sweet into your mouth and suck on it, long and hard until its all gone?

Take your minds out of the gutter and place it on the banking for a second there!

I was referring to chocolate and it's effects of a woman's sexuality. I personally don't think that I need to be any more sexual than I already am. But I love chocolate. I love the taste, the smell, and the feel of it in my mouth. So you can just imagine the nymph I become when you combine it with sex!

That being said... as you may or may not already know, I sleep with a chocolate scented penis candle on my bedside table. I've had it for little over 2 years now. Got it just before I left Jamaica at some event @ Solaris Estate. It's still in its wrapper and I've never lit it because the thought of it melting brings tears to my eyes.

I like 'em dark chocolate!

Nevertheless it still gives off a nice chocolatey aroma even unlit and just having it there to look at makes my sexless life a little bit more bearable.

Which brings me to the issue of the Chocolate Willy. Apparently some genius has decided to use the Clone-a-willy mold [a gift which I have yet to receive] and make life-size chocolate penises.


Complete and utter genius I say! They come in white and milk chocolate too!

Not only is it a tasty treat, it's also a safe and enjoyable way for women to practice fellatio without the fear of premature ejaculation.

Plus with it being life sized and all you can properly gauge your gag-reflex! Remember ladies, practice makes perfect!


Between the impending typhoon, the waning moon and my libido I don't know what is going to become of me if I don't get some soon.


are more worried about my vagina imploding than a likkle rain and breeze right about now.