What is Evolution?

“We began as a mineral.
We emerged into plant life, and into the animal state, and then into being human, and always we have forgotten our former states, except in early spring when we slightly recall being green again.
That’s how a young person turns towards a teacher.
That’s how a baby leans toward the breast, without knowing the secret of its desire, yet turning instinctively.
Humankind is being led along an evolving course, through the migration of intelligences, and though we seem to be sleeping, there is an inner wakefulness that directs the dream, and that will eventually startle us back to the truth of who we are.”
— The Story of Evolution
Rumi, 13th Century


Peen Control

This one is dedicated to my muse. You know who you are ;o)

I've been thinking a lot lately about the control that sex and subsequently peen has over me and my life. As well as the control that the vajayjay (specifically mine) has over men (past, present and future).

My vajay has been ruling me for quite some time now. Dictating where I go and who I do. It is my sexual compass; pointing me towards the most suitable mate. Even though there are times when it lacks direction. Right now it is kinda spinning out of control, trying to find any suitable penis within a 100 mile radius...

There are times when I wonder what my life would be like if I never discovered the ecstasy of orgasm; the overwhelming thrill of a penis thrusting itself deep into my secret garden until I erupt.

Would my experience in Japan be fuller if I didn't know the sheer pleasure of a long, thick chocolate stick penetrating my creamy centre?

Would I be in a monogamous relationship right now instead of lusting night after night for my special collection of unattainable (but oh so good) peens?

Ah well, it makes no sense to dwell on such things because what's done is done (and trust me I've been done good and proper! ansuh! ;o)

Lately, one thing I have discovered is that sex, peen (and the lack thereof) can induce a certain level of insanity.

I was literally on a horny rant all morning on twitter. Expressing my frustration with having not had sex for 10 entire months. I honestly think that I am losing my mind. I just don't understand how people willingly put themselves through abstinence.

In any case as I ranted, I started thinking about the consequences of getting too wrapped up in penis. You see, I've always prided myself on being more the predator than the prey when it comes to affairs of a sexual nature. Then I had a revelation!

I decided that at this point in my life, I actually don't mind giving over the control to someone else. (as long as they prove themselves worthy i.e the dick is present when and where I need it, and it does what needs to be done.)

I suppose the trick is to try your best not to get too caught up in the penis power that you forget who you are and what your purpose is.

Alexyss Tylor speaks on the power of the penis on her show Vagina Power. See video below.

Ms. Tylor speaks the truth!!! All Penises are NOT created equal!
Can I get a Hey-Men?!?!

Alas, back to my horny solitude.


curious to see if a buddy can really rule me



  1. HEY MEN!!!!!!!! Glory. Trust me this control factor is indeed an issue. the only way to get the superwoman to succum(b) is to lure her with ding dong an bum wuk. they know this. so whats superwoman to do when faced with such glorious kryptonite? let go? fall? indeed i say cause this bliss is like none other. but puddung a one blanket or sponge or sumthing fi drop pon y'hear?


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Our Deepest Fear by Marianne Williamson, A Return to Love

"Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate.
Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure.
It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us.
We ask ourselves, Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous?
Actually, who are you not to be?
You are a child of God.
Your playing small does not serve the world.
There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you.
We are all meant to shine, as children do.
We were born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us.
It is not just in some of us; it is in everyone.
And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same.
As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others."