25.2.09

Clone Me a Willy

My current romantic status is NON-EXISTENT! So i'm sorry to those who have been patiently awaiting another erotic tale from the mate, but i've been receiving little if no stimulation lately, just frustrating conversation after frustrating conversation. 

As such, I've been living vicariously through my friends. Thank you all for having more sex/drama/ man problems than I am having right now! Who would have thunk (?) that I'd be missing drama? Try living in the middle of nowhere for a cpl years...it'll do things to ure psyche :-S

Anyhoo, as it were, I'm sick now so maybe i'll finish writing the follow up of the last Matey Chronicle or maybe i'll continue to wallow in self-pity. Who knows...

Or maybe i'll dwell on the past, continue to miss those who seem to not miss me. 

But I do miss my Big Black Berry for reals. He always seemed to make me so high that I forget about all my worries. Cocky should be declared a drug, because i'm certainly addicted. Going through serious withdrawal as I type. 

On another note, I had to repair my dildo with a piece of foil yesterday (don't ask) but atleast it's working now! yatta!!

Hey whatever happened to clone a willy? was there no market? I can think of 3 men off the top of my head (no pun intended) who's willy i'd love to clone right now. 

It's so funny because I keep asking people to send me dick in the mail...maybe now someone actually will.... :) 

yeh right...

How Random.

InI

needs a clone-a-willy kit...and another trip to Jamaica ;-)

Nadya Dee
on 25.2.09
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  1. "I had to repair my dildo with a piece of foil yesterday", girl a suh yuh a gwaan bad wid it!!!
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  2. :-$ you don't even understand the levels... :(
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  3. ....rofl, hilarious post I don't even know what to direct m comment at.

    Gwaan do ur ting girl
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