I have MADD. Also known as Man Attention Deficit Disorder. Which basically means that I can never focus for too long on just ONE man at any given time.
You must be thinking WTF? That shit ain't real! Well, if I feel it it MUST be real. So forget you!
But seriously, I'll be 100% into a guy at one moment and then the next thing I know I'm drooling over a pic of a half naked man on tumblr while simultaneously reminiscing about a man from 3 months ago and I can barely remember guy #1's name. At first I was like, maybe it's just regular ADD but then it only happens to me when it comes to men and sex (mostly). Which might prove problematic if/when I choose to settle down in a monogamous (ick!) relationship.
Yet they say variety is the spice of life. So perhaps this MADD might not be such an affliction after all. Maybe I can turn this all in my favour. I mean, I know (and have known) women who become so enthralled in one man that they fall into them completely, getting so lost in them that when (and they usually do) the man leaves they don't even know who they are any more. I will NEVER be THAT bitch. NEVER.
Me? I keeps it simple. I'm all yours when we are together, 100% of Nadya all for you, when you are holding my attention. But once you let me eye, ear, mind, heart or pussy stray....then it's on to the next one.
I'm sure I'm not the ONLY girl in the world who feels this way... or am I?