PumPum Playlist: Seduction

Now that you’ve gotten a taste of the classics, the panties should be properly soaked and the little men should be militant with all the sexual tension. It’s time to take it all off.

This part of the Playlist is dedicated to the slow and sensual part of the “intercourse”. This is where you test the waters, get acquainted with your partner’s body, find those erogenous zones. Take your time and go nice and slow.

Nice and Slow – Usher

I love me some Ursher…and I’m not talking the “love in the club Usher” or even the “Confessions Usher” I’m talking old school Usher. Usher - My Way.

This song here is one of my favourites from that album. The ULTIMATE Booty Call Tune.

Almost everyone has had that pre-bootycall conversation:

“What you doing? Really? You know I’m coming over right? You got it hot for me already baby? OK. Be there by…gimme 10 minutes. Be ready. Hey, wear that little thing I like.”

Then you know how it starts (8) its seven o’clock on the dot I’m in my drop top, cruising the streets… (8)

Rated: PR for Panty Remover

Since no one won the free bag juice, here is the answer.

Anything – 3T

Now I don’t know if you remember 3T but you should definitely remember this song. This song was the bombshiggidy!

Intro “I’ll give you love, the things you want….oooohaaaaaahhhhaaaaaah I would do anything for you I would do anything for you, I would do anything girl anything for you”

Any man who naah play dah tune here fi him girl don’t deserve no nookie tonight! Alright!

I’ll Make Love to you – Boys II Men

Yes, you know this would not be a PumPum Playlist without a likkle Boys II Men.

“Close your eyes, make a wish and blow out the candlelight…” Yes, now what?

“Pour the wine, light the fire, girl your wish is my command. I submit to your demands. I will do anything, girl you need only ask.”

Why a man cyaah never tell me dat? Cause them already know what I have plan f idem. Same time mi jus reel out mi list, instructions an di most.

But forreal you notice men rarely say they’ll do ANYTHING? There’s always a but involved (no pun intended)

But ladies, tell the honest truth. After yuh man done tell you all a dat all weh lef fi yuh do a lay dung pan yuh back wid yuh two foot inna di air don’t? Alright then.

Don’t say another word spoogie….I got you.

Meeting in my Bedroom – Silk

Now I am normally late for EVERYTHING. Work, School, Exam, Church, Bus, Train, Plane, Rehearsal you name it…I’ve been late for it. But if a man tell mi seh him a have a meeting inna a him bedroom you best believe I shall be there 10 minutes early just in case there’s any preliminary preparations. Don’t ramp wid mi.Certain things mi jus serious bout. A whoa!

Love you Down – Ready for the World

Love mi up down and all round baby. I have no objections. Do men not know the power of words these days? Let’s say a man decided to use this particular song to relay his feelings to a woman. What are the chances that she going to run him? (Unless of course he’s tore up from the floor up at which point no form a music cyaah help dat)

Shhh (Break It Down) – Tevin Campbell

This song here makes me nostalgic. Before mi even know weh di song a talk bout I was feeling it. 10 years old mi a sing bout “Do you after school like some homework.” What a rude likkle child I was. But yeh. This song here is a MUST. Cause sometimes you need to break it down. Cyaah afford fi wake up di neighbours more time. Mek dem call police an bere tings…woooiiii!!!

My Body – Keith Sweat feat. LSG

My Body? Or your Body? Oh, your body all over My Body. Or or is it my Body all over your body?

It nuh really matter to me still….as long as there is Buddy, Okaaaaay.

Untitled (How does it Feel) – D’Angelo

Once upon a time in a land far far away, D’Angelo was a sexy muthafucka. This video right here,speaks for itself. For I.am.speechless.

Say Yes – Floetry

All who nuh know dah song yah guh DROP ASLEEP. No I mean it seriously, go to your bed.

Ladies, more time you buck up on a yute weh want it yuh nuh, but him a move shy. Suh yuh jus haffi mek him know seh him nuh haffi do nuh whole heap a work. Just tell him “All you gotta do is Say Yes don’t deny what you feel, let me undress you baby.”

Then you gi him a one lap dance and …

Brown Skin – India Arie

“I can’t tell where yours begins, I can’t tell where mine ends”. Cock-fusion?

This one is dedicated to all my chocolate brothers out there. Mi soon ded a diabetes di way unnu sweet. Mmm mmm good!

Naked – Marques Houston

Because sometimes getting naked first is the best way to get it done. The pros know otherwise ;-)

[(8) you don’t have to take you panties off, just push em to the side”(8)]

“O” – Omarion

I love this song. I don’t know if it’s the thunder and rain, the fact that it’s Omarion or the fact that I love it when a man dedicates himself to making his woman scream with pleasure.

Can U Handle It – Usher [Confessions Album]

Usher is like overflowing with horny draas dropping songs.

“Can you handle it if I go there baby with you?” go where Usher? Where we going? I need my passport?

P.S. Ladies if a man ask you if you can handle it: Play coy while firmly nodding. Bad gyal nuh back from nuttn! Yeaaadat!

You Know What – Avant

I chose this song because a)it’s Avant and I secretly want to do him or have sex while hearing his voice, whichever comes first b) he says “If you let me go down, I’m gunna taste you”.

I’ve always wanted to ask this question though. Which woman going to have a man face down in her crotch and go “no maybe we shouldn’t do this” and if you do exist, come close mek mi clap yuh inna di back a yuh head!!!

Let’s say you were in the club all night and you worked up a sweat right? Things get heated with a guy and you start rubbing up on each other. Next thing you know, cpl of Remy and Patron shots later you’re on your way back to his place with nothing but your house key, 2 condoms and the fuck me boots on your feet.

No sweat, my pet. He’s already thinking with Junior by now. So unless he a) lives with his wife/ mother or b) has OCD he’s not going to mind if you get undressed and step into his shower. Give yourself a good wash down below before he comes to join you. Trust me; if he’s drunk and horny, he’s going to be so glad you got undressed by yourself AND into the shower, he’ll be ready and willing to do ANYTHING.

So as you can tell, this is generally the “missionary” section of the playlist. Now don’t get me twisted. This does not mean that the woman should be playing Pillow Princess or Shy Virgin. Women, as you all should know, we don’t have to be on top to take control while letting the man think he’s in charge. But this is the part where the man gets his first “release”. It’s slow because the faster you go the higher the probability that he won’t make it to the next track muchless the next section. So relax and enjoy it, because once we get to the “Freak Me” Section there will be no time for breaks or cree. Once the express train leaves the station there’s no stopping til you reach your destination.

Until Next Time: (8) Temperatures rising, and your body’s yearning for me…(8)

Guess this one and you get a free icey mint (how much them cost these days?)

Nadya Dee