A Magic Penis Fairy

Sometimes I wish there was a Magic Penis Fairy. A fairy who would come and deposit some chocolate man meat, thick as a snicker, in my bed before I go to sleep.

All I'd have to do is put a magic condom under my pillow and at night, he'd steal into my room and leave a beautiful large penis in my bed right next to me.


I mean, why is it that only children get to have fairies?


could do with some magic [penis] right now.

Nadya Dee