2009/10/15

A Magic Penis Fairy


Sometimes I wish there was a Magic Penis Fairy. A fairy who would come and deposit some chocolate man meat, thick as a snicker, in my bed before I go to sleep.

All I'd have to do is put a magic condom under my pillow and at night, he'd steal into my room and leave a beautiful large penis in my bed right next to me.

::sigh::

I mean, why is it that only children get to have fairies?

iNi

could do with some magic [penis] right now.

Nadya Dee

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Our Deepest Fear by Marianne Williamson, A Return to Love

"Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous? Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of God. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine, as children do. We were born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us. It is not just in some of us; it is in everyone. And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others."

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