10.15.2009

A Magic Penis Fairy


Sometimes I wish there was a Magic Penis Fairy. A fairy who would come and deposit some chocolate man meat, thick as a snicker, in my bed before I go to sleep.

All I'd have to do is put a magic condom under my pillow and at night, he'd steal into my room and leave a beautiful large penis in my bed right next to me.

::sigh::

I mean, why is it that only children get to have fairies?

iNi

could do with some magic [penis] right now.

Nadya Dee