12.03.2008

The “PumPum” Playlist: Classics

So I’ve realized, after going through all the songs on my computer, that it is virtually impossible for me to get through the entire collection of the PumPum Playlist by just posting one song a day. Plus mi lazy an mi goodly skip a couple days an next ting yuh know a time fi lef.

So here’s what am gonna do:

The following songs are all what I deem as “Classic” sex songs. These are songs that you were probably conceived to. These iconic artists define an era when chivalry was still on life support, when men still gave women roses, opened doors and put extra effort into showing that special woman that she deserved all the respect in the world; these songs are from a time when men knew how to woo.

Now don’t get me wrong. I’m not saying that there aren’t men who still go the extra mile for their women. But the way in which society and music is going, it seems as if no one is truly taking the time to seduce their partners anymore.

And I’m not talking just sexual seduction; I’m talking the kind of music where the words have intercourse with your soul.

Marvin’s Let’s Get It On was just the tip of the Iceberg. These are just a few of my selection for getting your partner in the frame of mind to “come to you” and “explore your secret garden” while you go “cruising together”. Then you “turn off the lights and light a candle”.

Here they are in no specific order:

Sexual Healing – Marvin Gaye

because “when you get that feeling” you only want sexual healing. I don’t care what Marv did or didn’t do in his lifetime. His songs definitely tugged at my g-string.

Secret Garden – Quincy Jones feat Barry White, James Ingram, El Debarge, Al B Sure

If you are sexually active and are not aware of Barry White then you have no business having sex, put back on your panty and go home to your mother!

Barry White is an icon of Sexual music. His voice has the power to quiver pussies and soak panties. Men, if there’s a girl you’ve been checking for a while now and she still not giving it up, you definitely need this song in your playlist. Just the baritone voice alone will melt any woman instantly.

Just pree the words in the intro

Barry: Tell me a secret, I don’t just wanna know about any secret of yours I wanna know about one special secret, Oh, because tonight I want to learn all about the secrets in your garden.

OMG! Barry nuh do mi dat! Mi nuh have a extra panty inna mi bag! Now I understand why women used to go him concert and fling dem baggy gi him, because after dem deh rylics deh, the panty BELONGS to him!

Baby Come to Me – Patti Austin & James Ingram

“Baby come to me, let me put my arms around you, this was meant to be and I’m oh so glad I found you need you every day gotta have your love around me baby always stay cause I can’t go back to living without you.”

This is the perfect anniversary, birthday, special occasion song here. Ketch di rylics nuh!

Cruisin Together – Smokey Robinson

This one here is a nice summer love song and depending on how you look at it, a day in the “trees”.

“Baby let’s cruise away from heeeeeere”.

For when you meet that someone that you just need to be around all the time “If you want it you got it forever, this is not a one night stand.”(yuh sure bout that? lol)

“You wanna fly away, glad you’re going my way, I love it when we’re cruising together”

I love it too Smokey! I love it toooo!!! “Cruise with me baby!”

Turn Off the Lights - Teddy Pendergrass

When you hear this song, you simply need to do what the man says! No argument. TURN THEM OFF!

“Let’s take a shower, shower together, I’ll wash your body and you’ll wash mine.” Then him a talk bout rub dung inna hot oil and di whole works. Then you hear the big choops inna di miggle a di song! Laad Teddy! Yuh a di baaas! (mi kinda worried bout the burning hot oils though, but whatever floats your boat)

And he makes a good suggestion. A shower together before the festivities begin is a very good idea and you’ll know why once we get to Volume 3: Freaky Shit. Ok then.

Also for those of you who may be a bit conscious about how you look naked, turn off the lights and light a candle. I personally don’t like di one bag a light a shine inna mi face when mi a try concentrate (especially when mi frass). After all, a nuh porno dis wi a shoot! Unless…

Here and Now - Luther Vandross

I love Loofah! Especially when he had the extra cushioning and the jerri curls. You know what I’m talking about. I miss him like whoa. R.I.P. Loooth!

This is a song for the romantics. Hug up yuh spoogie and gi dem a one choops while this song is playing. Take out a bottle of red and take in the scent from the incense (or scented candle) while concentrating on your special someone, here and now.

That’s it for now.

Next up is Volume 2: Seduction.

Here’s a likkle hint:

(8)I’ll give you all, the things you want...(8)

If yuh guess right mi buy yuh a bag juice!

NadYaDee