6.26.2007

22 Things I know now that I didn't know when I was a virgin


  1. Sex is a dance, not a race.
  2. Sex is a performance not a competition.
  3. Quinting is a skill; Master It!
  4. Practice always makes perfect.
  5. Tightness is a state of mind.
  6. Phatness is genetic.
  7. The penis cannot break but it surely can bruk.
  8. Bite but don't bruise; only vampires draw blood.
  9. Pickney nah hold man again.
  10. Bigger is always better.
  11. Time heals all things.
  12. The wetter you are, the sweeter the ride.
  13. He will say anything to get inbetween your thighs.
  14. Never say Never.
  15. Crying brings strength.
  16. Sanity is a mere myth.
  17. If you have to share, so should he.
  18. Men are like orgasms, the more the merrier.
  19. Sometimes NO really does mean YES.
  20. It is better to practice with an older man, they're much more experienced.
  21. If you can't love yourself, you can't love anyone else.
  22. If yuh MAN gone mad; BELLVUE inna mi PUSSY!
::Nadya Dee::